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Who's not dead? I'm not dead.

I'm going as Prince for halloween, you know, The cool Michael Jackson.

Thanksgiving is going to suck, and Christmas is going to suck. This is the last holiday this year, were I reserve the right not to turn into an emotional pussy. So therefore I am dressing up as the man that sings about it.

Brady is going as one of the Gosselin kids. He's hoping to get his own show out of it.

I miss Michigan. I miss my Mom. and I miss Pussycat's boobs.
Yes I just put all three of those together. What can I say? I'm Denny bitches.

I'm not dead. As much as this might come as a suprise to those that know me best, I am infact, not dead, or abducted by aliens, or eaten by wild mutant Canadians.

My beloved mother, passed away this passed Febuary. She had not been in the nest pf health since her stroke two years ago, but her passing was still a pretty unwelcomed suprise. My mom was my rock, and my backbone. I'm still pretty messed up by the whole thing.

Since the funneral, I've done a bit of traveling. I've gone with my father and children to Ireland for a month to spread my mother's ashes, and to have a memorial over there with her family that couldn't make it to the states.

I also went to Germany for a while, and to Jamaica. The latter was just to relax and center myself. Now I've returned back to the depths of hell known as Canada.

I know I've been hard to get a hold of and I owe alot of people some phone calls. But its been pretty hard for me for a while.

So the enough with this mushy soft man stuff. I need to find some blow and Albanian hookers.

So I haven't been commenting much because I've been busy packing and shit. That's right folks... I'm back to fucking Canada.

I'm going to try to see all my important people before me the squirt leave. I should be gone for about a year. I'll come back and visit as much as possible.

I'm sorry I won't be able to help with your big move Pussycat. Hopefully I'll get to see the place when I come to visit.

I've never seen her cry that much before, and it breaks my heart for her.
I always knew there was a reason I didn't like that guy, I was hoping this time I would be proven wrong.

I love you Pussycat. You're going to find someone better than him. He was never a prize to begin with, so you can only go up from here.

When the fuck did I start listening to country... and liking it?

What did I do this year on lovers day? I watched the Tom and Jerry movie, had a beer, and then materbated. Twice.

Exciting shit right there.

I'm begining to think there are no normal sane women in the world. Everytime I think I found one, she ended up being just shy of being completely nuts. Maybe I just need to go Brokeback already.

Oh well. At least I have my family to keep me busy.

Well fuck. It's another year.

I hate writing 8's. This is going to be a crappy year.

I haven't updated this thing since September? I suck.

It's December first, which means I have to get my ass in gear and do my shopping. I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I never know what to get anyone. What the hell people. Just tell me what you want and I'll fucking buy it. Does't anyone make lists anymore?


Things are boring on my side of things. Without sounding like a little bitch, it feels like the people I always hung out with don't have time for me anymore. Pretty fucking lame that I'm the only one without a life now.

This weekend was Pussycats birthday. So We hung out on Sunday, and I made her dinner and we watched a movie. I like cooking for people, and I think that's one of the things I miss about being in a relationship.

I'm really over this whole being single crap. It's time to find someone. It's funny how I make an honest attempt to meet someone new and Pussycat is the one who ends up finding a prince charming out of the deal.

Enough of my bitching. I don't want to sound like one of those annoying emo fucks.

hmm. I think an I told you so is in order.

I'm thinking of throwing a huge party sometime in August.
Yep.
That sounds good.

I haven't heard from Evan in a while. What's up with that kid?
Maybe he made his way back to the promise land.

Seriously...

Is there anyone more adorable on the face of this fucking green earth?



Sometimes you kill me with your cuteness Pussycat.... KILL ME!

Well I'm home and trying to adjust back to life here in the states.
No more putting fucking gravy on everything!

I have about a month off of work so I can get my life back together and the like, and then it's back to the daily grind. I'll miss having a daycare at the office, but since I'm back home my parents will watch Brady. He'll be in Kindergarten next year so it won't be as big of an issue.

It's good to see everyone again, including the Jew. It almost hurts to say that, but it's true.

It's never felt so good to fart in a house before. You just can never replace certain things.

Wow! I'm updating this thing.

I've been really busy packing and getting ready to go home. That's right I'm coming back to America! No more Canada!

I feel out of the loop, so everyone should tell me what they've been up too. I'm probably going to have a huge BBQ once me and Brady are all settled in. It's going to be pretty much the coolest thing ever.

It's finally feeling like spring. Meaning girls are going to be showing more skin. Meaning Denny is going to be a happy man.

I feel like a fatass, yet I still want to eat that fifth taco.

Rock on.

I wanna see Black Snake Moan.



I smell. I should shower.

I'm never not suprised by how many assholes there are on the internet.

When did this thing become so complicated?


I'll be home for the holidays.

People should be my friends and hang out and stuff.

I'll take some nookie if it's offered.

So after a minor fight with Pussycat. Things are alot better.


I'll be home for Christmas!

When did Candybar get so fucking hot? I mean I always knew she was a pretty girl... but damn girl.

Nothing new to add. Had a wonderful time with Pussycat. I love her to death. I'm pretty much going to be her baby's daddy... it's only a matter of time.

I'm starting to think St. Clair girls are the hottest girls ever.